Yesterday’s April Fool’s Headlines

by Damien Newton

(After writing about the desperate and deadly streets faced by pedestrians, it seemed callous to follow it with an April Fool’s article.  But since I know you all deserve a laugh in your life I grabbed the following links from an email sent by Reconnecting America for you all since you won’t get to read my great story about the new Expo route that’s going through Damien Goodmon’s house, turning at the house he was raised at and ending at his former grade school.)