The Onion's editorial cartoonist "Kelly" has a reputation for holding bizarre or downright insane views on issues ranging from America's place in the world to child support for deadbeat dads. This week he offers his take on transportation planning, bike lanes, and freedom all in one fell swoop. Click through to get the punchline, and remember, we're laughing AT not with him.
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Calling hydrogen-powered trains "zero emission" is misleading at best - and even if they were, they lost the race to be "first" a long time ago
Mark your calendars: August 18 in West Hollywood through East Hollywood, September 15 in Lincoln Heights, October 13 in the Heart of L.A., and December 8 in the Valley
Metro board committees, Metro and Caltrans 605/5/10/60/105 freeway expansion, Arroyo Seco ride, C Line delays, 105 Freeway corridor equity, and more
