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The Onion's editorial cartoonist "Kelly" has a reputation for holding bizarre or downright insane views on issues ranging from America's place in the world to child support for deadbeat dads.  This week he offers his take on transportation planning, bike lanes, and freedom all in one fell swoop.  Click through to get the punchline, and remember, we're laughing AT not with him.

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