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Friday Poll Day: “American Voices” on the Bicycling Anti-Harassment Ordinance

Earlier this week, The Onion took its swipe at the Bicyling Anti-Harassment Ordinance, passed by the City Council last week and signed into law by Antonio Villaraigosa earlier this week.  In their long-running "American Voices" series, a group of fake people make snide comments about the law showing the confusion and bufoonery that one would expect from America's Finest News Source.

Earlier this week, The Onion took its swipe at the Bicyling Anti-Harassment Ordinance, passed by the City Council last week and signed into law by Antonio Villaraigosa earlier this week.  In their long-running “American Voices” series, a group of fake people make snide comments about the law showing the confusion and bufoonery that one would expect from America’s Finest News Source.

I responded by challenging Streetsblog readers to come up with their own “American Voices” response, a tongue-in-cheek exercise to have a little laugh at our own expense.  As I expected, you all rocked at coming up with one-liners that would fit right in with The Onion’s goofy mockery.  As promised, the one that the most readers vote as the best will earn someone a Streetsblog T-Shirt.

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