Comments on: Yes, You Need a License to Ride a Bike in Los Angeles http://la.streetsblog.org/2008/09/17/yes-you-need-a-license-to-ride-a-bike-in-los-angeles/ Covering Los Angeles's livable streets movement Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:06:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Emu_oranges http://la.streetsblog.org/2008/09/17/yes-you-need-a-license-to-ride-a-bike-in-los-angeles/comment-page-1/#comment-615257 Emu_oranges Thu, 19 May 2011 01:04:00 +0000 http://la.streetsblog.org/?p=1157#comment-615257 .nope  .nope 

]]> By: Emu_oranges http://la.streetsblog.org/2008/09/17/yes-you-need-a-license-to-ride-a-bike-in-los-angeles/comment-page-1/#comment-615256 Emu_oranges Thu, 19 May 2011 01:03:00 +0000 http://la.streetsblog.org/?p=1157#comment-615256 and what do elephants use as tampons?       Sheeep!  and what do elephants use as tampons?       Sheeep! 

]]> By: Bob_Loves_Willies http://la.streetsblog.org/2008/09/17/yes-you-need-a-license-to-ride-a-bike-in-los-angeles/comment-page-1/#comment-615255 Bob_Loves_Willies Thu, 19 May 2011 01:02:00 +0000 http://la.streetsblog.org/?p=1157#comment-615255  Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires.Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks    Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks  

]]> By: Emu_oranges http://la.streetsblog.org/2008/09/17/yes-you-need-a-license-to-ride-a-bike-in-los-angeles/comment-page-1/#comment-615254 Emu_oranges Thu, 19 May 2011 01:01:00 +0000 http://la.streetsblog.org/?p=1157#comment-615254 but watson then say "No, It was Courtenay" Dum Dum Dummmmmm but watson then say “No, It was Courtenay” Dum Dum Dummmmmm

]]> By: Bob_Loves_Willies http://la.streetsblog.org/2008/09/17/yes-you-need-a-license-to-ride-a-bike-in-los-angeles/comment-page-1/#comment-615253 Bob_Loves_Willies Thu, 19 May 2011 00:59:00 +0000 http://la.streetsblog.org/?p=1157#comment-615253  Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip.  After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” “I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson. “And what do you deduce from that?” Watson ponders for a minute.  “Well,  Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. But what does it tell you, Holmes?” Holmes is silent for a moment.   “Watson, you idiot!” he says.  “Someone has stolen our tent!”    Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip.  After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.
“And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson ponders for a minute.  “Well, 
Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. But what does it tell you, Holmes?”
Holmes is silent for a moment.  
“Watson, you idiot!” he says.  “Someone has stolen our tent!”  

]]> By: Emu_oranges http://la.streetsblog.org/2008/09/17/yes-you-need-a-license-to-ride-a-bike-in-los-angeles/comment-page-1/#comment-615252 Emu_oranges Thu, 19 May 2011 00:58:00 +0000 http://la.streetsblog.org/?p=1157#comment-615252  I was that very officer....your under arrest. I will be sending the fine to your house and where you spend all your free time...The Local Whore House  I was that very officer….your under arrest. I will be sending the fine to your house and where you spend all your free time…The Local Whore House

]]> By: Bob_Loves_Willies http://la.streetsblog.org/2008/09/17/yes-you-need-a-license-to-ride-a-bike-in-los-angeles/comment-page-1/#comment-615251 Bob_Loves_Willies Thu, 19 May 2011 00:57:00 +0000 http://la.streetsblog.org/?p=1157#comment-615251  Why did the chicken cross the road?  Why did the chicken cross the road?

]]> By: Emu_oranges http://la.streetsblog.org/2008/09/17/yes-you-need-a-license-to-ride-a-bike-in-los-angeles/comment-page-1/#comment-615250 Emu_oranges Thu, 19 May 2011 00:55:00 +0000 http://la.streetsblog.org/?p=1157#comment-615250 Eh Oh Eh Oh

]]> By: Emu_oranges http://la.streetsblog.org/2008/09/17/yes-you-need-a-license-to-ride-a-bike-in-los-angeles/comment-page-1/#comment-615249 Emu_oranges Thu, 19 May 2011 00:52:00 +0000 http://la.streetsblog.org/?p=1157#comment-615249  cambell loves men  cambell loves men

]]> By: Emu_oranges http://la.streetsblog.org/2008/09/17/yes-you-need-a-license-to-ride-a-bike-in-los-angeles/comment-page-1/#comment-615248 Emu_oranges Thu, 19 May 2011 00:49:00 +0000 http://la.streetsblog.org/?p=1157#comment-615248  duuuuuuuuuude your a keeeeeeer  duuuuuuuuuude your a keeeeeeer

]]> By: Emu_oranges http://la.streetsblog.org/2008/09/17/yes-you-need-a-license-to-ride-a-bike-in-los-angeles/comment-page-1/#comment-615247 Emu_oranges Thu, 19 May 2011 00:45:00 +0000 http://la.streetsblog.org/?p=1157#comment-615247  im a 13 year old girl...wanna meet up?  im a 13 year old girl…wanna meet up?

]]> By: Emu_oranges http://la.streetsblog.org/2008/09/17/yes-you-need-a-license-to-ride-a-bike-in-los-angeles/comment-page-1/#comment-615246 Emu_oranges Thu, 19 May 2011 00:44:00 +0000 http://la.streetsblog.org/?p=1157#comment-615246 why do you need two liences? one for your stripper alais? and one for your faggot one?  why do you need two liences?
one for your stripper alais?
and one for your faggot one? 

]]> By: Emu_oranges http://la.streetsblog.org/2008/09/17/yes-you-need-a-license-to-ride-a-bike-in-los-angeles/comment-page-1/#comment-615244 Emu_oranges Thu, 19 May 2011 00:43:00 +0000 http://la.streetsblog.org/?p=1157#comment-615244 adams a stripper name  adams a stripper name 

]]> By: Emu_oranges http://la.streetsblog.org/2008/09/17/yes-you-need-a-license-to-ride-a-bike-in-los-angeles/comment-page-1/#comment-615245 Emu_oranges Thu, 19 May 2011 00:43:00 +0000 http://la.streetsblog.org/?p=1157#comment-615245 your illegal on a sidewalk haha hehe lololol  your illegal on a sidewalk haha hehe lololol 

]]> By: Emu_oranges http://la.streetsblog.org/2008/09/17/yes-you-need-a-license-to-ride-a-bike-in-los-angeles/comment-page-1/#comment-615243 Emu_oranges Thu, 19 May 2011 00:42:00 +0000 http://la.streetsblog.org/?p=1157#comment-615243 are you related to Alex Kennet? .....and does your last name stand for faggot ?  are you related to Alex Kennet?
…..and does your last name stand for faggot
? 

]]> By: Emu_oranges http://la.streetsblog.org/2008/09/17/yes-you-need-a-license-to-ride-a-bike-in-los-angeles/comment-page-1/#comment-615242 Emu_oranges Thu, 19 May 2011 00:41:00 +0000 http://la.streetsblog.org/?p=1157#comment-615242  you like Furbrats from behind hahaha alaoaloala  you like Furbrats from behind hahaha alaoaloala

]]> By: Emu_oranges http://la.streetsblog.org/2008/09/17/yes-you-need-a-license-to-ride-a-bike-in-los-angeles/comment-page-1/#comment-615241 Emu_oranges Thu, 19 May 2011 00:40:00 +0000 http://la.streetsblog.org/?p=1157#comment-615241 What did the "Little Red Farmer" say when he lost his "Little Red Tractor"?!?!?!?! "Where's my "Little Red Tractor" hahaha lololol What did the “Little Red Farmer” say when he lost his “Little Red Tractor”?!?!?!?!
“Where’s my “Little Red Tractor”
hahaha lololol

]]> By: Emu_oranges http://la.streetsblog.org/2008/09/17/yes-you-need-a-license-to-ride-a-bike-in-los-angeles/comment-page-1/#comment-615240 Emu_oranges Thu, 19 May 2011 00:39:00 +0000 http://la.streetsblog.org/?p=1157#comment-615240  sam spick hates you  sam spick hates you

]]> By: John Petrucci http://la.streetsblog.org/2008/09/17/yes-you-need-a-license-to-ride-a-bike-in-los-angeles/comment-page-1/#comment-615239 John Petrucci Thu, 19 May 2011 00:37:00 +0000 http://la.streetsblog.org/?p=1157#comment-615239  your a fat nub  your a fat nub

]]> By: Alex http://la.streetsblog.org/2008/09/17/yes-you-need-a-license-to-ride-a-bike-in-los-angeles/comment-page-1/#comment-585803 Alex Fri, 04 Feb 2011 02:49:03 +0000 http://la.streetsblog.org/?p=1157#comment-585803 Myself, a young hispanic male, got stopped by some asshole mounted officer (guess what race he was?) for riding on the sidewalk. And no, I do not look anything resembling gang affiliation. It turns out [at least in California] IT IS NOT ILLEGAL to ride on the sidewalk. Have they busted all the drug dealers in Los Angeles that they need to go after some guy calmingly riding his bicycle on the sidewalk??? Sidewalk riding is legal. It's true! Check the laws. Last I checked, there is no CA state law stating not to even ride recklessly on the sidewalks! However, cities have extra laws regarding bicycles so do check on that. State law does require your bicycle to be properly outfitted for riding on THE STREET though, basically it has to be a functioning bicycle and can't be one of those 1800 bikes with the one wheel in the front being super big... Myself, a young hispanic male, got stopped by some asshole mounted officer (guess what race he was?) for riding on the sidewalk. And no, I do not look anything resembling gang affiliation. It turns out [at least in California] IT IS NOT ILLEGAL to ride on the sidewalk. Have they busted all the drug dealers in Los Angeles that they need to go after some guy calmingly riding his bicycle on the sidewalk???

Sidewalk riding is legal. It’s true! Check the laws. Last I checked, there is no CA state law stating not to even ride recklessly on the sidewalks! However, cities have extra laws regarding bicycles so do check on that. State law does require your bicycle to be properly outfitted for riding on THE STREET though, basically it has to be a functioning bicycle and can’t be one of those 1800 bikes with the one wheel in the front being super big…

]]>